The Secret of Happiness

A walker noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, so he walked up to her and said,

'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?'   

'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said.

'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.

On week-ends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other exercise at all.'

'That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?'

'Twenty-four,' she replied.

With thanks to Anne Walsh who, when not shifting my consciousness, can always find a way to make me laugh.  Keep me on your circulation list, Ann.

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[North Face Denali]

Don't know what is wrong what is rite but i know that every one has there own point of view and same goes to this one